Saturday's Storyteller: "It's not a phase, Granny!"
by Belinda Roddie "It's not a phase, Granny!" "Oh, it's not?" "No. Gawd." "Are you sure?" "You are so lame." "I'm just saying...you might have to spend a looooot of money on good eyeliner." "Ugh." "Or do you call it guyliner? I can't keep up sometimes." " Uuuuuugggghhhh." "And the spikes, dear! They look a teensy weensy bit sharp, don't they?" "They're edgy! Like me!" "Oh, Branny, darling...dressing up as a goth isn't edgy. Now being Gothic...that's an entirely different story." "Oh, no. Don't tell me." "Yes, sweetie. I liked to dress up as a classic Victorian vampire!" "...Of course you did. How am I not surprised?" "Our vampire galas were absolutely divine, Branson. I had a good friend named Doris whose husband had made an absolute fortune out of canned tuna. So we got invited to their mansion al