Saturday's Storyteller: "Okay, I know you're on a salted caramel kick, but STOUT? Really?!"
by Belinda Roddie "Okay, I know you're on a salted caramel kick, but stout? Really?!" "I couldn't resist, dude." "Salted. Caramel. Stout. Un-fucking-believable, man." "I just saw it in the booze aisle and thought, 'Well, that's two of my favorite things right there.'" "First, it was the salted caramel hot chocolate..." "Which I did spike, let me remind you." "With butterscotch schnapps." "I hadn't had that stuff in years! It was a treat!" "Yes, and I'll admit, I'm a sucker for sweet liqueur like that." "See?" "Then the constant boxes of salted caramel candy." "Yeah, I gotta lay off. Don't want these sick abs to become a giant keg." "..." "..." "...John." "Don't say I don't have abs." "John." "Do not say that I don't h