Today's OneWord: Cutest
The three women were bickering quite loudly at the café about which of them had the cutest dog, and I honestly was having enough of it. Picking up my now cold coffee, I marched over to their outside table, where their miniature poodles and chihuahuas loafed in the sun, their tongues lolling out of the sides of their heads. "Ladies," I announced, "if your dog's small enough to kick, it's not cute. End of story." I loved the horrified looks on all three of their faces as I strutted away.