My Cardboard Balcony

Back Door Policies by Belinda Roddie as of this hour without anyone being the wiser ten police dogs will come to your condominium and tear apart your couches for drugs you do not have, piss on your computer for movies you did not pirate, and later take a big bite out of your shin for disturbing the peace. but don't worry - they're good boys.

When the two women kissed, ratings nearly had a heart attack. The demographic for horny men ages 30-50 skyrocketed, while the demographic for religious women 20 and up plummeted. There was a particular growth in viewership from young girls questioning their sexuality, but that subsided when it turned out the two characters had just made out for shits and giggles. One thing to take note of was that the children viewership did not change - they were out playing tag and drinking soda and didn't really give a damn.