Today's OneWord: Silverware
When my in-laws came over for dinner, we brought out the fine china and the nice silverware. We got the rose-bedecked tablecloth and lit candles and did all the cheesy stuff you're supposed to do to "impress" anybody. When my wife told me what the menu was, however, I nearly had a heart attack. " Turkey burgers?" She blinked. "My dad loves them. And don't worry - they're fancy turkey burgers."