Today's OneWord: Odds
"The odds, my friend, are even." "HA!" Ulrich frowned. His opponent was giggling like an idiot, which was entirely unexpected. "Erm..." "I get it! I get it! The odds are even ! Haha! Classic!" "...I don't understand..." "What's next, a trio is an even number? GAHAHAHAHA!" "Sir," said Ulrich's squire, "if you don't kill him now, I will."