Tonight's Poet Corner: More Sage Advice
More Sage Advice by Belinda Roddie Do not chew charcoal after midnight - you will not start a fire. Remember to set your clocks back so Father Time can take a longer nap. He is old and fragile, and his yarn fingers are fraying at the edges. He can't hold his staff as well anymore. If you find a tiger without stripes, fetch a bucket and some paint. She will thank you for the temporary relief to her identity crisis. Before you go gray, drink the elixir of youth from a can. They are packaging it for cheap now, but only for those who are still baby-faced. Not even the sprightly can sip if they show wrinkles in their smiles.