My Cardboard Balcony

Ungrateful Grandchild by Belinda Roddie There was an old lady who bought me a present. The present was itchy and hot. So the lady is my grandma, and the gift is a sweater. I'll tell her I'm gonna wear it. I'm not.

'Tis the season to not update the OneWord site prompt! Which makes sense, because the webmaster is probably celebrating the holidays, and good for him/her/hir! Merry Christmas!