Tonight's Poet Corner: Blank-blank-itis
Blank-blank-itis by Belinda Roddie Jeremy had tonsillitis and acute appendicitis "How's that cute?" Hannah tried to ask but she couldn't - laryngitis (wait, or was it pharyngitis?). Poor Samantha got bronchitis after Grandpa got arthritis. I would hate to break the pattern but you've got mononucleosis and some bad tuberculosis and some nasty halitosis - here's a pill, now off you go-sis!