Saturday's Storyteller: "And if you're extra good, the Christmas kitty will leave a special present under your pillow."
by Belinda Roddie "And if you're extra good, the Christmas kitty will leave a special present under your pillow." "What? John! No!" "What?" "Do not weaponize our Zelda like that!" "What do you mean?" "You know exactly what I mean, sweetie pie." "..." "..." "..." "..." "...I have no idea what you're talking about." "You are not a good actor, John!" "You don't even know what the special present is!" "Oh, I have two guesses." "Okay. Name them." "One: A dead mouse." "Gasp! Aaron!" "What?!" "Zelda would never kill a mouse! She's too nice!" "Oh, my God, John, she's a cat!" "She's a very special cat." "Ugh. Fine. Number two: One of her fresh turds." "Ew. Aaron! No!" "No?" "No!&qu