My Cardboard Balcony

She Keeps Laughing by Belinda Roddie She's so proud of herself - when she shouldn't be - at her disgusting joke, so here I am, singing my stupid little ditty to "punish" her. Married life is weird.

Have you ever heard the motto, "Boys will be boys?" Well, I say let's push it to the stereotypical extreme. Get them to wear camo and paint black stripes below their eyes. Make them shoot each other in the twig and berries with pellets until one of them starts to cry. Then, feed them bacon and mayonnaise sandwiches until their stomachs are distended. That night, make them believe that girls are the enemy. Bitches love that.