My Cardboard Balcony

by Belinda Roddie My porn name is Work Bourbon. The obvious reason: I work for bourbon. Honestly, I don't need the porn job. My inheritance from my grandfather is substantial enough to pay the rent and groceries every month. However, since whiskey has to be fucking expensive as all Hell, I'd rather do something to get as much of it as possible in a career path I can handle. So, naturally, there's the name. I've been in the porno production business for six years now. I only work with clean people; no STDs allowed on my set. I always show up intoxicated - it's the rule, and it makes my scenes, in my opinion, more natural. My main revolutionary role was playing the very first pizza woman in a popular lesbian porno, and not the kind made for straight men either. It was legit, for-lesbians, by-lesbians porn. My long-time girlfriend has gotten used to the reality of my work. She appreciates that I have enough learned sexual maneuvers to last a lifetime in be

Has anyone lost a puppy? I've found one by the diner. She's a small little pup, with lots of fluff, and is really quite the whiner. She likes to eat roast chicken and run around my yard, but my mother might throw me out of sight if I ever let down my guard. Because my mother doesn't like dogs, you see, and she'd put the pup back on the street. Has anyone lost a puppy, so it can have better food to eat?