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Today's OneWord: Planter

"Um...Todd?" "Yeah, man?" Sarah shifted uncomfortably in her lawn chair. "Why is that planter filled with plastic gnomes?" "Oh, it's my gnome crop. You like?" She stared as he nonchalantly sipped his iced tea. "Gnome...crop?" "Yeah, the gnome crop always comes in this time of year. I dig them up when they're ripe and sell 'em at the Farmer's Market."