Today's OneWord: Petition

Dozens of petitions were signed with red ink by masqueraders wearing sequins. The petitions called for an end to x-y-z preventative services for some form of personal refusal to cater to any greater human service. Meanwhile, a gay man was told he couldn't buy condoms because he didn't need them and his hellspawn wouldn't spring from any deeper bowel sources. The store owner was promptly socked in the jaw by a liberal messiah.

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