Today's OneWord: Misaligned

"Dude."

"What?"

Shannon blinked at me. "Dude." She pointed at my character sheet. "You elf is seriously misaligned."

"And why's that?"

Brennan, who played a dwarf paladin, wrinkled his nose. "What's wrong with a chaotic evil elf?"

"They're peaceful!" Shannon cried. "They're serene and calm and level-headed!"

"Hey, Shannon?" Carly, our dungeon master, piped up. "Maybe let the elf lady go crazy on the goblins' asses, okay?"

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