Tonight's Poet Corner: Style
Style
by Belinda Roddie
Do not annoy the hairdresser,
or she may draw a race track
over your skull and drive a little
toy car over it for fun.
Do not challenge the hairdresser,
for she has the power to make you
look like a half-diseased squirrel
with borderline alopecia.
And do not harass the hairdresser,
for she may mistake your carotid
artery for stubble as she patiently
trims your neckbeard.
by Belinda Roddie
Do not annoy the hairdresser,
or she may draw a race track
over your skull and drive a little
toy car over it for fun.
Do not challenge the hairdresser,
for she has the power to make you
look like a half-diseased squirrel
with borderline alopecia.
And do not harass the hairdresser,
for she may mistake your carotid
artery for stubble as she patiently
trims your neckbeard.
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