Today's OneWord: Belief

"Therefore, it is my belief that God-given rights of this country."

"Ahem."

Father Jacques arched an eyebrow threateningly at the young girl in the pew. "Is there a problem, Miss Jenny?"

"You made an error," Jenny replied. "You said God-given rights."

"Yes?"

"That's clearly inaccurate. They're Bob-given rights."

"Miss Jenny..."

"I want Bob to receive credit where credit is due!"

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