Today's OneWord: Mayor

The mayor of New Hagenbergersteinbeckersmith was pleased to see the erection of the new statue idolizing the great German pioneer who had founded the town. Nestled right between the tiny post office and the grandiose hot dog and bratwurst restaurant, it was meant to gleam in a great bronze glory over the town. It didn't help, therefore, when vandals painted penises on its face and sent the mustached politician into a murderous frenzy.