Today's OneWord: Adviser

"So you really think you could be my life coach?"

"Yep."

"My adviser?"

"Yep."

"With no setbacks to your mentorship whatsoever?"

"Of course."

"Then why in God's name aren't you wearing any pants?"

"Alan, Alan, Alan...since when were pants a pre-requisite for being wise and experienced?"

"Since I had to see your - "

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