Today's OneWord: Modem

When Gary wanted to buy a brand new modem, he went to the largest corporate store to get it. But when he got for about forty dollars, it wouldn't connect properly. And when it wouldn't connect properly, he called the corporate tech support. When he called the corporate tech support, he was greeted by a low, silky operator's voice, and he promptly fell in love. And after he fell in love, he found the tech support vicinity in Houston, Texas and asked the stout woman out for dinner.