Today's OneWord: Event

In the event of a psychiatric emergency, please ensure that your seatbelt is unfastened so that you can flail your arms and run out screaming into the street, leaving your non-braked car to hurtle its way to a grocery store where a poor old man and his son are trying to clean up a little kid's vomit after he ate a bad tomato on the food stand. I'm sure that the 911 keys will just be sobbing wishing you had pressed them instead of losing your damn mind.

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