Today's OneWord: Guard
"Stand guard. I'll go in through the window."
But she couldn't fit. Her shoulders were too wide. She lifted herself up from the opened frame and stretched, sighing in exasperation.
"Okay, then. I'll stand guard, and you go in through the window."
"Are you kidding me? I'm bigger than you."
"Okay, maybe you're rounder...but you're more pliable!"
"You're saying I'm squishy?"
"Yes, I'm saying you're squishy! I'm not! Help me out, will you?"
But she couldn't fit. Her shoulders were too wide. She lifted herself up from the opened frame and stretched, sighing in exasperation.
"Okay, then. I'll stand guard, and you go in through the window."
"Are you kidding me? I'm bigger than you."
"Okay, maybe you're rounder...but you're more pliable!"
"You're saying I'm squishy?"
"Yes, I'm saying you're squishy! I'm not! Help me out, will you?"
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