Today's OneWord: Somebody

Somebody told me that Grace told him that Laurie told her that Lexie told her that Kevin told her that Gerald told him that Hillary was kissing Heather. But of course, I didn't exactly care because I didn't know either Hillary or Heather, and when I asked this somebody why he even told me, he shrugged.

"I thought you went out with one of them?"

"Nope. You're thinking Henry."

"Henry?"

"Yeah."