Today's OneWord: Visit

"Why don't you pay a visit to your Uncle Larry?"

"Because he's a prick."

"Dana!"

"He's an alcoholic prick! Why do you expect me to like him?"

"Because he's lonely," explained my mother. "And he enjoys having you around."

I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, as long as he has the right quantity of Bailey's in his glass."

"Dana."

"Or is it a White Russian? Shit, something with Kahlua or Bailey's. Or both. Maybe it's both."

"You should see your uncle!"

"No!"