Today's OneWord: Beware

Beware the man with the red top hat and the white cigar, that billows out black and blue smoke that leaves odor suspended in sages and sickens the birds he has locked up in cages. He'll try to upend you and tell you old stories that aren't even his. He'll attempt to pour you a glass of champagne, but it's really propane, so don't drink it, unless you want to go up in flames.