Today's OneWord: Signals
"I don't understand. I sent all the right signals."
"Oh, really," scoffed Sylvia. "Like the way you winked at her?"
"Oh, c'mon, it was endearing."
"And the way you heckled her so you could buy her a drink? Not the other way around, might I add?"
"She was being stuffy!"
"And," Sylvia pressed on, "how much of an asshole you were for trying to touch her when she clearly said no?"
"...You're acting like these are all bad things."
"Oh, really," scoffed Sylvia. "Like the way you winked at her?"
"Oh, c'mon, it was endearing."
"And the way you heckled her so you could buy her a drink? Not the other way around, might I add?"
"She was being stuffy!"
"And," Sylvia pressed on, "how much of an asshole you were for trying to touch her when she clearly said no?"
"...You're acting like these are all bad things."
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