Today's OneWord: Belated

I gave my girlfriend a pogo stick for a belated birthday present. No one was quite sure why I had gotten her a pogo stick until she started bouncing on it. The look of sheer mirth streaked across her sanguine face just made my heart melt, and my brother's head shake.

"Can't she just like flowers or chocolates like the rest of 'em?" he asked as she hopped along the pavement in the backyard.

"Nope!" I replied with a shit-eating grin. "Because that, my dear brother, would be boring as all Hell."

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