Today's OneWord: Tofu

"I did not come to your mother's house to eat a disgusting tofu turkey," whined Edward as he plopped himself down on the couch.

"It's called tofurkey, thank you very much," his girlfriend Ida snapped. "And you should be grateful she's offering you anything to eat at all."

"You can enjoy your weird, bland sponge bird," Edward said. "I'm going to watch the football game."

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