Today's OneWord: Provider

My internet provider was absolute rubbish, and of course, when I tried to cancel my package with them, they wouldn't let me. First, they put me on hold for hours on end. Then, they argued with me. Then, when I told them I was recording the conversation, they accused me of being some sort of evil terrorist. Needless to say, I sent all the tape I had to the CEO, with a picture of my middle finger drawn on the envelope.

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