Today's OneWord: Beliefs

"It's true that I have certain beliefs," murmured Father Harris, "that might conflict with your lifestyle."

"And there it is again," I scoffed. "Lifestyle. Like I'm going around saying, 'Have you tried being gay? I tried it for three weeks, and look how clean my skin is! It's better than kale!' This isn't a fucking dietary routine or new approach to dental care, Father...this is my actual life. Not lifestyle. Life."

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