Today's OneWord: Anonymous
"I wish to remain anonymous," said the person behind the curtain.
"Do you also wish for solitude?" the interviewer asked just to be certain.
"To be anonymous is to live in solitude," the person said. "I'll be plenty happy when everyone else is gone so I can be alone when I'm dead."
"But there are ghosts to follow you in the afterlife," the interviewer objected.
"Well, in that case," said the stranger, "I ought to be the only one resurrected."
"Do you also wish for solitude?" the interviewer asked just to be certain.
"To be anonymous is to live in solitude," the person said. "I'll be plenty happy when everyone else is gone so I can be alone when I'm dead."
"But there are ghosts to follow you in the afterlife," the interviewer objected.
"Well, in that case," said the stranger, "I ought to be the only one resurrected."
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