Today's OneWord: National
"I don't sing the national anthem."
"Why not?"
"Because it's terrible, that's why!" Sylvester slapped down his half-empty can of beer as he finished his sentence. "And not because of the country, mind you. It's just a terrible song."
"Why do you say that?"
"The melody, the lyrics, the strange question at the end...I mean, if it were me, the national anthem would have a lot more death metal screaming and definitely a couple of explosions after the second verse. Because Amurrica!"
"Why not?"
"Because it's terrible, that's why!" Sylvester slapped down his half-empty can of beer as he finished his sentence. "And not because of the country, mind you. It's just a terrible song."
"Why do you say that?"
"The melody, the lyrics, the strange question at the end...I mean, if it were me, the national anthem would have a lot more death metal screaming and definitely a couple of explosions after the second verse. Because Amurrica!"
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