Today's OneWord: Movies

We could go to the movies and braid popcorn into our hair. The films will all be bad, anyway. We'll play hide and seek among the rows, if we're the only ones there. I'll crawl between your legs and search for unwrapped mints and forgotten gummy worms. Once the movie's over, we'll lurch into the parking lot with our arms latching us together like conjoined twins. As the stars come out, one by one, we'll find a more entertaining show than we did in that dark, cold theater.