Today's OneWord: Mustard

"Excuse me, boy!" barked the lady from the counter. "I ordered this without mustard. Without! Can't you get anything right?"

I stared as my coworker blushed a darker red than I ever thought scientifically possible. It was clear that he had some sort of mental disability, and I knew he was trying his damn hardest. So I reached over, snatched the burger from the woman's fingers, and snapped, "Here, we'll fix it. But could you go a little easy on one of my best employees?"

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