Today's OneWord: Cliff

Someone told me to jump off a cliff, so I did. Broke quite a few bones, but I survived. When I went back to school about a month later, I walked up to my classmate and said, "Okay. Jumped off a cliff. Want to pay my hospital bills?"

She couldn't stop staring at me. I mean, c'mon. I love her more than anything. Of course I was going to do anything she told me to do. But then she started slowly backing away, and I realized that everyone else seemed perturbed by me.