Saturday's Storyteller: "Baby, you can deck my halls any day."

by Belinda Roddie

Baby, you can deck my halls any day. You can trim my tree, light my menorah, and spin my dreidel. You can string my lights and hang my ornaments; I don't care. And you can certainly unwrap my presents.

I've got lots of presents for you, hon. Just pull my ribbon and let it unravel. Open up my box, and you'll find a treat. Yank my tinsel and

Okay, this has to stop. I cannot for the life of me write you a seductive holiday letter. Okay? Just stick to sexting and make-outs sessions after binge-watching TV, and we're good. We good? We good.

Love,

Charlie

This week's prompt was provided by Arden Kilzer.