Today's OneWord: Stability

"I'm not asking for much out of life," said my brother. "Income stability, an apartment that isn't covered with mold, a girlfriend who actually goes to night school when she says she does and not to another guy's house for sexy times. That's not an excessive request, is it?"

I shook my head. "Forget short end of the stick, bro - you were given something else entirely different than the stick."