Today's OneWord: Firepower

"Fire at will!" the captain screamed.

"Can't!" barked his second. "We don't have the firepower!"

"Then throw the whole load at 'em!" he shrieked.

He was then stunned to see a shower of empty rifles, shotguns, and pistols rain down upon te enemy forces, hitting a few of them in the temples.

"Well," the captain muttered. "My army's full of idiots."

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