Today's OneWord: Traditional
They settled on a traditional wedding, despite being a non-traditional couple.They roped in a clueless priest who stared from the altar as the bride sashayed down the aisle, her stout father struggling to catch up with her. She wore a dress that appeared to be made of spider webs, and her husband to be, who was swathed in crimson red and donning a cape, was beaming as his vampiresque best man stood beside him and the church bells chimed outside.
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