Today's OneWord: Disoriented

After falling from the second story of his house onto a trampoline and then next into a sloppily raked up pile of leaves, Chester was more than just disoriented. He suffered two fractures in his left leg, and now he had to lie on his back on a boring hospital bed in a boring hospital room, watching a boring TV show that didn't even have the volume on.

"Just goes to show," the doctor had told him, "not to drink that much bourbon before agreeing to skydive."