Today's OneWord: Tempting

It is so, so very tempting right now to chug an entire bottle of Fireball and do cartwheels until I tumble off a bridge into the deepest part of the bay. There, I will become a drunken mermaid - the most intoxicated of them all - and eat starfish and drink brine for the rest of my days. Because let's get serious here: The world above the water is a bit too warm, and a bit too noisy, and just full of really, really nasty people.