Today's OneWord: Tedious

I know the work is tedious, but the job will do you good, I promise. It pays well, you'll have friendly colleagues, and management is top notch. Vacation time will allow you to do whatever you want, wherever you want. Take a trip to Hawaii in the summer if you want - the salary will pay for that. And the benefits - darling, for such a boring gig, you'll never have to worry about getting sick again. You can still write your stories. I promise.

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