Saturday's Storyteller: "Can you draw me with a reindeer body?"

by Belinda Roddie

 Can you draw me with a reindeer body? I'm tired of these same old Christmas commissions in a slinky Santa Claus outfit or assuming the form of a seductive elf helper. Let's switch up the narrative a bit and make these horny holiday artists feel weird. Human head on a scantily clad reindeer body. Now.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer would be proud of me - me and my beautiful reindeer body. Draw antlers into my curls, too - now I can pull Santa's sleigh.

This week's prompt was provided by Arden Roddie.

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