Today's OneWord: Comedian

I hope you like being with a comedian, 'cause I'm all about the self-deprecating humor. Seriously, I'm brimming with it - kind of like a fat glass brimming with really cheap, terrible beer. I'll lob every single lousy joke right between your eyes, give you barely any time to fake laugh at the delivery before I churn some other gag up from the hot cauldron of my gut. I ought to be touring the States right now; as much as I'm a sloppy riot, I'm probably way funnier than half the performers out there.

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