Today's OneWord: Holistic

You want me to turn away from my meds, from any drugs marked prescription. You think holistic medicine will "cure" my nervous conniptions. Well, let me tell you, sport, about the alternative sensations: If this stuff had been proven to work, it'd be labeled, "medication."

So let's hope that your water does have too strong of a memory, because considering what you do in the bath, there are things it doesn't want to see.