Today's OneWord: Paramedic

Joseph wanted to become a paramedic, but he could never pass the fitness test. And trust me, he tried everything - diets, shakes, daily trips to the gym. Pumping iron, running on the elliptical machine, even learning how to kickbox. But no matter how hard he tried, his arms had the consistency of penne pasta.

"You're just a wimp," his girlfriend said to him when he moped about it one night. She soon became his ex-girlfriend after that.

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