Today's OneWord: Haunted

I'm not sure why my wife is so obsessed with haunted houses. She claims she'd love to live in one, but has she never watched horror films? It's not just all fun and games and ghosts - people die in those damn abodes. But no, she says I'm just a scaredy cat and can't handle a little "excitement" in my life.

"Bungee jumping is exciting," I tell her. "Skydiving is exciting. Ghosts are not my fucking cup of tea."