Tonight's Poet Corner: Welp

Welp
by Belinda Roddie

When one rejects the idea
to write about birds and deer
(or birbs, or badirbs, or badorbs,
or birbababaderbs, I guess),
it's probably wise that said poet
has a back-up plan instead of
producing the equivalent
of a spit take from a glass
of liquid tomfoolery.

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