Saturday's Storyteller: "It takes you how long to grow a melon?!"

by Belinda Roddie

"It takes you how long to grow a melon?!"

"90 days from seed to fruit. Why do you ask?"

"...Um..."

"Or at least 80 days if it's a watermelon. Are we talking watermelon, or cantaloupe?"

"Um..."

"George? You okay?"

He hung up on me. I think I broke his poor gardener brain.

This week's prompt was provided by Arden Roddie.

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