Today's OneWord: Weaker

"So...why did you punch Jim in the nads again?"

"Oh." I swallowed my lukewarm mouthfull of beer. "Because he said women were the weaker sex."

"So, what, you wanted to remind him of his 'weak spot?'"

"That, or I really just wanted to hear him cry."

Susie raised an eyebrow. "Did he cry?"

"Like a fucking baby," I chuckled.

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